Shedvolution. It really happened. Three times. And I'm about to prove it to you. The pictures you are about to witness are in chronological order and were not forged, altered, or enhanced in any way. Please regard them with the merit and seriousness they truly deserve.
Exhibit A: Cavemen analyzing the livability of an actual shelter vs. a cave[Sorry, this photo is out for cleaning]
Exhibit B: One adventurous young caveman goes for it-and moves into the shed! He is an engineer, bachelor, and primitive... and his home shows it! The ladder leaning in the corner, the crowbar hanging from the rafters, the rough and rugged look of the unpainted, undecorated wood,... attest to it.
Exhibit C: Civilized, classy women take pity on the caveman after braving just one month of rough, uncouth life outside a cave and offer to paint/decorate/civilize the shelter. Some historical texts suggest that their motives may have also had something to do with the fact that Tim-the-great, the landlord and a reputably amazing chef, offered to cook them a meal in exchange.
Exhibit D: A peanut-brained Caveman paints himself into a corner. Historians speculate that bystanders laughed hysterically.
Exhibit E: Ninja feels sorry for caveman's simple-mindedness and helps him paint. Several well-renowned schools of thought suggest that this picture is actually upside down, and that the ninja is not hanging from the rafters painting the floor with his feet; rather he is standing on his hands painting the ceiling with his feet.
Exhibit F: Well-intentioned women introduce caveman to shelves, color matching, and basic organizational skills.
Exhibit G: Many top archaelogists (including Dr. Jones) agree that this picture depicts jovialities taking place after the third and final phase of shedvolution occured. This is oft considered the point at which the caveman truly became a shelterdweller. Tears of joy were shed.
Exhibit H: After three strenuous, societally beneficial, historically significant "extreme shed makeovers", humankind has achieved the modern-day shed that we all know and love.Home, sweet home! Birthplace of many a joyous occasion; shedwarming parties, BBQs, Thanksgiving dinners, warmth and security during hurricanes & snowstorms... it's actually going to be kind of sad when I move out. ...IF I move out. :)
On a serious note: THANK YOU to all of you who helped out! It's activities like these that make the shed life fun!
